Please excuse me while I walk over your husband’s corpse like he’s nothing and upon entering the room, ignore your traumatised child in his crib and instead clutch your lifeless body in a demonstration of my love for you: creepy and entirely unhelpful
i love how everyone just knows what this is referencing
i dont and i am slightly mortified
This video is titled “SNAPE REALISES THE FUCKING CANDLES ARE FLOATING”
I cannot unsee this.
“SNAPE REALISES THE FUCKING CANDLES ARE FLOATING”
“SNAPE REALISES THE FUCKING CANDLES ARE FLOATING”
ohmygod

Friendly reminder that this creepy moment existed.
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Get the fuck out. Are you - omg you’re serious.
RUN AWAY ANON. RUN AWAY AND NEVER RETURN. (ok no you can return - but only when you’ve enlightened yourself on the BAMF that is Prongs Potter.)
Why don’t I like Snivelly?
I don’t know - MAYBE CAUSE I’M A NORMAL FUCKING PERSON.
Asking why I didn’t like him - whatever ok I could’ve dealt with curiosity. BUT YOU ARE A SNAPE APOLOGIST WHO JUST CALLED MA BOY PRONGS AN ASSHOLE.
BTW having a rivalry with someone doesn’t make you an asshole - it just makes you a bit of an immature jerk when you carry it to the extent that James, Sirius and Snivelly did.
Reasons JP isn’t an asshole
1. Guess who saved your little shithead’s life - DESPITE THE FACT THAT HE WOULD BE GOING UP AGAINST MY OTHER BAE AKA HIS BROTHER AS WELL AS ENDANGERING HIS OWN LIFE. Yeah. IT WAS JAMES. IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING.
Without caring for the fact that he could have alienated his best friend, and endangered his own life, AND the fact that Snape was just an all around fuckface- James saved his life.
So suck on that.
2. Who became an Animagus just so their best friend didn’t feel isolated and alone.
Again - Jimmy boy in case you were wondering - did that. He fucking called it Moony’s FURRY LITTLE PROBLEM. HE MADE IT SOUND LIKE HE HAD A RABBIT. THE FACT THAT REMUS WAS A WEREWOLF MEANT ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. James considered it the height of dishonour to fuck around with his friends. He’d do ANYTHING for them.
And then there’s Snape. He had literally one friend and he fucked that up for himself too by being a controlling, twofaced, son of a bitch. I don’t care if he was hurt - he called her a Mudblood. And in Lily’s words “you call everyone of my birth Mudblood Severus, why should I be any different?”
HYPOCRITICAL JACKASS ALERT.
3. MOST IMPORTANTLY.
WHO THE FUCK WENT UP AGAINST THE DARK LORD WITHOUT A WAND JUST TO SAVE HIS WIFE AND CHILD.
JAMES. POTTER.
HE DIED THE MOST HEROIC DEATH POSSIBLE. HE DIED WITH HONOUR. THE WAY HE LIVED.
And WHO WAS IT that couldn’t even not be a fucking Death Eater for the woman he loved so much. Oh yeah. SNAPE.
And let’s not forget it was Snape’s fault that Voldemort knew the prophecy to begin with. He wouldn’t have given two shits if Alice Longbottom’s neck was on the line.
THERE’S THE DIFFERENCE.
He wouldn’t have cared - he proved that.
James cared. Whether it was his enemy or the love of his love. He fucking cared.
Not the makings of an asshole if you ask me.
dont say positive things about severus snape near me