all you girls out there had that stage where you played online dress up games dont even lie
what do you mean had
what do you mean girls
imagine banana with any other vowel
bununu
benene
bonono
binini
bynyny
- Harry Potter: stream of angry texts posts a la "MY LIFE SUCKS. MY PARENTS ARE DEAD, MY MENTORS ARE DEAD, MY OWL IS DEAD MY WAND IS BROKEN AND MY SCAR HURTS."
- Ron Weasley: food porn blog
- Hermione Granger: social justice SPEW blogger calling people out on their bullshit. "let the elves decide whether they are house or garden. check yo privelege."
- Ginny Weasley: "day 394-I am not yet dating harry potter" + gifsets dedicated to his scar.
- Luna Lovegood: the nightblogger.
- Draco Malfoy: hipster blogger
- Filch: reblogs pictures/videos/gifs of cats.
- Hagrid: the fluffy chicken girl-"if i get 700,000 notes my headmaster said I could get a chimera."
- McGonagall: that one person who ruins everyones fun text posts.
- Snape: anonymously leaves this in harry's ask "10 point from gryffindor" and then reblogs it.
- Bellatrix Lestrange: fanart of her and the dark lord in compromising positions.
- Voldemort: the blog that just steals everyone else's gifsets to gain followers - "Follow this lord, you will love him on your dashboard".
- Dumbledore: all the gay porn
BLOGWARTS: If the HP characters were on tumblr...
pitbull looks like the naked mole rat from kim possible
do you see it
d o y o u
my name backwards spells “disappointment and skin problems”
nice to meet you, Smelborp Niks Dna Tnemtnioppasid
You really shouldn’t put your full name on the internet, it’s not safe.
I’m done
Smelborp for president
Cute music terms to name your children:
- Viola
- Harmony
- Melody
- Cadence
- Carol
- Hymn
- Celeste
- Clef
- Agitato
- Oboe Player
- F Sharp
- ♮
- Barbaro
- Plagal
- Smorzando
- ii♭ 6-4
- Canon in inversion and augmentation
Just one of those things that I always wondered about. Stags and otters are all very well, but what if you end up with a tiny chameleon or giant blue whale? I mean, it could be a giant tub of nutella…
Anyway, so glad I got around to doing this pic -drawing the less attractive animals was awesome.
Popped it up on Redbubble because they have tote bags and cushions now which is just wow - can grab it also on cards or posters - check it out here!
magikarp tho
SLOTH
what do you do at hogwarts if you start your period?
like do you go and see madam promfrey? or your head of year? because i’m just trying to imagine the slytherin girls going snape and asking for tampons
Percy’s back slid down against his door. The constant rapping on the wood from the other side was giving him a headache. He needed to be alone, he needed to be away from her. She was the reason he was in fits. She was the reason behind his undoing. It was her fault.
“Percy, please.” She cried from the other side, “Percy, I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to, I swear it.
He tried to shut her out, he wanted to shut her out but her words kept filling his ears. She kept saying how sorry she was, like it was an accident. It wasn’t an accident. She did it to hurt him. She only wanted to hurt him.
The pounding of her fists on his cabin door was making it rattle and shake. She sure packed a punch, even if it was being taken out on a door. Annabeth called different nonsense, hoping something would lure Percy out from his solitude.
"Percy, can we please just talk this out?” Annabeth asked, “Like adults? You’re being childish about this whole situation.”
That was it. That was the line that caused Percy to snap. He stood and whipped the door open, anger visible on his face. His eyes dark with rage.
“Childish, Annabeth? Really, you’re really going to stoop that low by calling me childish?” Percy half shouted, “You cheated Annabeth! And you’re sitting here calling me childish, like it was my fault?”
"Oh my gods, Percy!” Annabeth cried out in frustration, “Its just Monopoly!”